He says: "You know, I had something that I never thought I'd like."
She says: "Oh yeah?"
He says: "Yes, sausage gravy and biscuits. "
She thinks: "Okay, where is this coming from?"
He says: "*** made them the other night for dinner."
She thinks: "What? He pitches a fit when I make breakfast food for dinner!"
He says: "You've made them, but these had more sausage in them."
She thinks: "I can't believe him. He's complimenting her on the same food that he complains to me about!"
She says: "Yeah, well, maybe you should have married ***."
He says: "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says: "Whatever you want it to mean!"
She says: "Maybe I shouldn't have said anything because now I guess you'll stop talking to me because I might say something wrong like this again!"
He says: "No."
She says: "Oh yeah?"
He says: "Yes, sausage gravy and biscuits. "
She thinks: "Okay, where is this coming from?"
He says: "*** made them the other night for dinner."
She thinks: "What? He pitches a fit when I make breakfast food for dinner!"
He says: "You've made them, but these had more sausage in them."
She thinks: "I can't believe him. He's complimenting her on the same food that he complains to me about!"
She says: "Yeah, well, maybe you should have married ***."
He says: "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says: "Whatever you want it to mean!"
She says: "Maybe I shouldn't have said anything because now I guess you'll stop talking to me because I might say something wrong like this again!"
He says: "No."
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